this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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