Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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