bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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