Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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