just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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