That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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