We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
