i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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