I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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