Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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