She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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