Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
My liver just had a heart attack.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
