If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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