This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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