I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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