he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You dont lie about slip and slides
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
PANTIES FOUND
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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