"it" just moved
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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