Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Enjoy the penises
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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