My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize