where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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