If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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