How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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