what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Randomize
