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say what?
wanna hang out?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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