the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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