As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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