He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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