would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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