You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
