I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
tell me about the fingering
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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