My hand turned me down
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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