Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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