Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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