Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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