Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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