Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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