Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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