Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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