I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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