using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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