My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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