Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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