you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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