she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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