I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize
