no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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