S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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