I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Randomize
