I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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