I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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