His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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