I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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