im drinking this country out of the recession.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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